Story Time With Seth

Via GTalk

Seth: So let me tell you a story
Of a bug
This bug (box elder bug) was on my desk when I came in today
Laying on his back kicking his legs
I felt pity for this bug so I flipped him over with a piece of paper
The rest of the day the bug and I lived in harmony
He climbed my dragon eraser
He climbed my monitor, even made it to the webcam
and even when he came towards my mouse I did not squish him
because I realized that I saved his life and he was probably just coming to say hi
I swear he even looked me straight in the eye
Now… alas, something happened to that poor bugs foot and he crumpled over
his face still twitching around
and then it stopped
his life stopped
RIP bug
me: that was really depressing
Seth: We had a connection

How could you not love him?